U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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