at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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