Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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