I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Randomize
