and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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