She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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