I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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