seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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