Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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