i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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