I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Everything about him screamed your future.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Alive.
So much puke
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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