After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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