All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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