I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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