On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
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