Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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