White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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