with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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