So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
