This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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