hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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