I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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