U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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