just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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