I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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