i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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