I swear she didn't look like that last week.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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