Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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