Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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