She is in my trunk
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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