Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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