idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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