You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
you inspire me to be a worse person
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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