I like my sex mixed with concussions.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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