Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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