I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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