Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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