i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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