He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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