The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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