Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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