She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
