am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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