if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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