Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
This house was built for laser tag.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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