Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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