I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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