Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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