Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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