thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
